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STU, Lord of Money & Love
Listen up boys, to a cautionary tale. Stuart Winter was on the way to becoming a major league umpire when he “fell in love” and gave up his dream. A few years later, he was offered a job on a NASCAR pit crew, but his wife was pregnant and he needed “steady income”. Stu wants you to think with the head that sits on top of your neck. He’s got wisdom for you boys. Don’t let “love” kill your dreams. Now Stu is a respectable and successful accountant and businessman. He owns Automated Man! And he’s a college accredited soccer ref, but he still dreams of being on that big old diamond! So, take it from Stu boys, Dream big and DO IT! Don’t be a dirty loser.
JILL, Ruler of All Things
Jill Carrigan graduated Hampshire College in Amherst, MA, went to work as a debaucherous A&R peon at A&M Records (where she met Larimie Garcia), as always, she spent too much time having fun, but what are supposed to do in your early twenties? Right? During those years in the music biz, she did time at Billboard Magazine and ADD Marketing (where she met Lisa Jenkins) until in 1996, she founded http://www.rpmdirect.com, the music industry standard directory of record producers and engineers, which is still going strong… but without Jill, because she sold her piece to her partner, Jerimaya Grabher, in 2002. That wasn’t fun. Since then she’s been doing a whole lot of pimping (of graphic designers) and managing design projects. Until now, the moment of truth… the launch of the greatest service ever known to man – Automated Man. Now Jill shares her mantra with every man she meets: “Gentleman – Never shop again!”
ALEX, Attendant Celluloid Nymph
Alexander Keith is a woman. Why is her name Alexander? Who cares? She’s a babe with a man’s name. Alex grew up a dancing fool in San Diego’s North County. She danced and acted her way up to Hollywood, where she made about 10 movies you never heard of. Hey, they were good movies! OK! Anyway, for the past few years, Alex has been directing. She is responsible for all of the awesome viral videos you see from Automated Man! That’s right bitches. Bow down!
LISA , Marketing Jedi
Lisa is frequently told “you don’t seem like you’re from around here” and “you look just like the girl who lived on my street when I was growing up.” She suspects that means something, but it may involve the space/time continuum and really, she’s just here for the marketing. (That, and the dirty boys.)