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girls like toilet paper
girls like rubbers
when you have bad breath, toothpaste, floss and a brush do wonders
when you need TP, even a leaf comes in handy
but when you NEED a rubber, there isn’t much you can do if you are without
automated man ( a bunch of smart girls ) comes to the rescue
you see
when you subscribe to their service
you will never be looking for rubbers again, or fresh breath, or TP
for $ 40. per month the girls will send you a box of gear
every month
make your girl happy
never run out of supply
good luck
REX
one of the hardest things to do is send your boy
away to college
and with them on their holiday break
you see him growing so fast
help your college son with all the basics
for a mere $ 40. per month
stock your college boy
with all the essentials
as if he were still home
( but i bet at home you wouldn’t be buying him rubbers )
for a perfect gift
which gives every month
visit
and make your son a clean happy boy
good luck
REX
q-tips are one of those things
you either have 100
or you cannot find any
why worry over such minor supply issues??
the girls of automated man can make your supply problems history
yep, thats right
for only $ 40. per month
these girls hook you up
so your girl will be happy
isnt that a nice little service??
make your girl happy
sign up for automated man
good luck
REX
half of the burden of shaving
is having the right gear handy when you need it
gillette fusion razor blades?
your favorite gel shaving cream?
after shave your girl just gets crazy for?
how can it be that for only $ 40. per month
a group of girls has solved my supply needs
and made my girl so happy
find out how to make your girl happy
good luck men
REX
well
truth be told
im more like an obsessed fan
than an actual employee
of automated man
here is where the girls hang out
and where you can ask them all of those personal questions
good luck
REX
but it is pretty damm close
girls who know and care
delivering essential product monthly
and its only $ 40. each month
now, why didnt we think of that??
REX
afterall, its not like its rocket science
NEVER SHOP AGAIN!
Now…get back to the important stuff.
AUTOMATED MAN-COMING SOON.
hey men
if you have not figured this out yet
let me help you
floss your teeth twice a day to win your girl
especially if you smoke
and
if you need a service to deliver floss every month
here you go
and if you really need help
how about some bacon flavored dental floss ???
Archie McPhee is now selling bacon-flavored waxed floss for only $4.95 per container. An excellent way to get that lovely bacon taste in your mouth again after brushing, but I prefer to use the fat-greased sinew of a freshly slaughtered sow first thing in the morning.
Bacon Floss [Archie McPhee via Nerd Approved via OhGizmo!]
we have been reading about an amazing service
for men who do not always have their home well stocked
especially when there lady friend comes to visit
they send you a box every month for $ 40.
and your girl will be very happy
order your “pussy pak ” today
if you wanna be brilliant
here is a place to order custom TP
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Set-up Charges:
New orders – $25.00
Repeat orders with no changes – $12.50
Set-up charges are based on camera ready copy or wording only
Halftone photographs: $10.00
Price includes a one-color print on facial quality 2-ply, biodegradable
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Quantities cannot be combined.
Imageable Area: 3 1/2” x 16” (and then continuously
repeated throughout roll)
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Rush Charges: 48 hour – 100% 3-4 Day – 50%
5-9 Day – 20%
Shipping Weight: 43 pounds per case (80 rolls per case) FOB: NJ,IL, FL
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Attach the graphic file.
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Send artwork to:
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NEVER SHOP AGAIN!
Now…get back to the important stuff.
it sure isnt rocket science………
REX